What Would Your Rating Be?

I had some negative and positive reviews of my last blog. I am only talking about my view and not the view of all men. Although some people need to shut the fuck up and admit that there is some truth in what I write.

I had some interesting questions thrown at me from a few friends about what my rating systems are. Yes, there are rating systems. For all you people who say that it is stupid, you rate people with every second glance you take or every side comment you say about another person. You just don't calculate these things in your head as a rating. I have three that I usually stick with. They are the looks, sex, and quantity ratings.

Rating System 1- Looks
I have certain preferences of what I like a woman to look like. Yes it sometimes makes me shallow and no I don't care. Points are given for certain attributes. I happen to like a taller woman with darker hair. I like both light and dark eyes but they have to have emotion in them. The woman has to have perfect lips and a good rack. For each of these things her rating goes up. I'm not saying that I turn away blonde's or short women, but I am usually not going to go for someone like that first.

Rating System 2- Sex
This is going to be complicated and I already feel the hate people are going to be feeling after reading this. Having sex can be fun but I am a little more adventurous then most. I'm not saying that a woman has to be double jointed (although that doesn't hurt), I'm just saying that I like to try new things. Basic sex can be fine, its still sex, but its not going to rate you high with me. I recently was thrown the " What qualifies for a 10?" question. This is hard to answer seeing as how there are so many things that you can do sexually. I will just tell you a few of my favorite things. I like reverse cowgirl, sidewinder, criss-cross, kneeling pretzel, face fucker, and upside downer. Blow jobs are always accepted and I love to return the favor. I also like to cum on a woman's mouth, tits, ass, or face. Although to me it is sexier when she takes it in the mouth. She can of course do things with it such as the bubbles or swooshers. Ive even had women spit it back into their hands and put it all over their body. Although taking it deep in the throat is also hot. I also love to watch a woman play with herself. All in all there can be positions that can be a little out there and even though I may want to try some its not soley about that. Its about pleasure. Sure, it might be fun but if you suck in the sack your not going to get any again. So you can try the fun shit but dont forget to make sure she is equally or beyond satisfied. There are so many things to rate on so its hard to be a 10 but not impossible.

Rating System 3- Quantity
This is as simple as it sounds. Its not really as much of a rating system as it is just counting how many people you have fucked. Usually its within a certain amount of time and screwing the same person more than once only counts as 1 person.

Which One Are You?

Sex with your girlfriend, close friend, friend, friend with benefits, acquaintance, and one night stand are totally different from one another. The sex might be the same but the rules of the game change. Women tend to think that its the quality of the guy she has had sex with that is better then the number. Men realistically don't give a fuck and want the numbers. In a locker room fucking 20 women over 1 is always better. As men age, quality comes into play but men from their teens to about their mid thirties don't give a fuck if you are the best. They want the number that's going to rank them.

The only time the ranking doesn't apply to a guy is when he has a girlfriend.
Girlfriend- my definition is a woman who I am dating and everyone knows it. There is no one else entering into the picture. No cheating and honesty is there. Dating also has certain mile stones. The 3 month anniversary is when the real people start to emerge. From 4-11 months its seeing if you make it with this person for a year. Finding everything out about each other, the good and the bad. Once you hit that year its time to question what you are doing. Once the relationship hits that one year mark it gets complicated to say the least. Women don't want to be pulled along just for some ride with nothing in the future.

Close Friend- a woman I am not dating but who knows almost everything about me. Someone you can trust and depend on. Sex with a close friend is the trickiest out of all the women in a persons life. Once you cross that line there are questions that both parties have to ask themselves. Would they want to date? Would this ruin a friendship? Would this be an open policy? After a few wrong turns in the category I suggest not having any kind of sex relationship with a close friend unless it is leading into the girlfriend category. Its just trouble and it can be a downfall to a great relationship.

Friend- a woman I know and am not dating. We may hangout and be in the same circle of friends but there isn't that honesty and relationship that you may have with a close friend. Sex with a friend might also be tricky but is more manageable. If you have sex with your friend you have to make them know that this is for fun. No future just friendship. Make clear any worries or concerns before hand and everything will go smoothly just don't make this is a daily or weekly thing. Maybe once or twice a month is good enough. Attachment sets in much more quickly with a friend than someone you have just met.

Friend With Benefits- This is easy unless you don't know what to do. Anyone who has a FWB knows that rules have to be there unless it can get very complicated.
These are my rules I go by. Most people have their own but make sure to go through them with your fwb before anything happens.
Rule 1- No spending the night
Rule2- You have to be single
Rule 3- Never become a fwb with an ex
Rule 4- Don't leave anything behind at a persons place
Rule 5- No dates of any kind
Rule 6- Keep it to yourselves (Cant tell your friends who she is)
Rule 7- As soon as there are any emotions, get out
Rule 8- Always use protection.

Acquaintance- Someone who you may know but is not in your circle of friends. This person you do not see often so sex is alright with them. In the end there are no call backs or anything of that nature, but there is always the chance of running into them. Just be casual and let this relationship flow easy.


One Night Stand- This woman is someone who you do not know at all and probably will never see again. This is just pure sex, no emotions, no trading of any private information. If you give out your number or anything where they can see you again, a one night stand upgrades into an acquaintance. This is the easiest person to have sex with and usually where your number rises.

Evolution

I was reading the science section of The New York Times today and came across an article about Darwin and his theories of evolution, selection, and origin. His theories may be 150 years old but I have a modern take on his work. Have you ever walked into a club/bar and found numerous pairs of eyes on you? If you have then congratulations, Darwin's natural selection is still in effect today. Women in today's society are either looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now. What attracts a person to another individual? Some people would say that it would be their sense of humor or their charming personality. I don't quite agree with that. Yes, I want someone who I can talk to and share personal details of my life with but I know I don't give everyone fair opportunity. Before you hear a person talk, you first see their physical appearance. I would love to say that I am not so shallow but its just the way we are programmed. Our mind secretly searches for the right criteria that makes us as humans attracted to another person. I know before I even approach a woman I take in certain physical characteristics they have. I look for someone with darker hair automatically, taller, beautiful eyes, and a nice rack. If that check off list is finished then I will approach the woman. Physically I can be attracted to someone but if its not there mentally and emotionally a one night stand is the best next step. I could probably walk away from that person but like natural selection says, organisms best adapted to their environment tend to survive and transmit their genetic characteristics.

This Fucking Mother Fucking Prick Fuck Bastard

WORD OF THE MONTH (July)

This word is dedicated to Sammy.

Its only a four letter word but it rolls off the tongue like water. Its a noun, verb, and even an interjection. Its the word your parents would never let you use in the house and if you were heard saying it you were sure to get punished. Every time you said it though it felt as if for that split second you were in control. It just plain old felt good to say. Your friends on the school bus would garner popularity for using this tiny word. Your father would accidentally spew it after stubbing his toe on concrete. A single word that doesn't appear to be superior to any other word in the dictionary but one that comes with multiple meanings and earns the right to the top spot.

FUCK

FUCK, FUCKER, FUCKING, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, HOLY FUCK, and the list continues.
- I don't give a fuck
- I want you to fuck me now
- You are such a mother fucker
- Fuck, that's awesome
The word fuck used differently in each sentence.

My favorite definition of fuck- An act of sexual intercourse or a partner in sexual intercourse.
She was a good fuck. I want to fuck her until she screams. Fuck, keep going.

Such a tiny word but in the right sentence can have a huge impact.
Mission- Use the word fuck as many fucking times as you can and fuck any stupid fucker who doesn't think fuck is a fucking spectacular fucking word!

The Doctor Is In

I was going to start my blogging experience with the present but decided that the past helped mold the person I am today. I will go back to where my "disorder" began. I was born in New York and was the second son born to my parents. Two more boys were born and our family of six was complete. My father wasn't your typical dad who sat around on Sunday's and read the paper. He was the type of man who would get outraged if a bed wasn't made right or there was a dish in the sink. Military dad was far from kind and even farther from being a parent. My mother was the doting wife who would have dinner on the table at 5 P.M. every night. She even ironed our socks. My eldest brother was the quintessential do-gooder. Perfect in school and the best football player my parents had ever seen. I was everything my father detested. I didn't do well in school and I didn't want to play football. I saw my father watching television one night and it landed on a hockey game. He told me that only fuck ups played hockey because they weren't strong enough to play football. So I was drawn to hockey from that second on. Anything that pissed him off I was all for. My father was an abusive prick and in the end my mother and father divorced. This is where things gets worse. My father being that predictable prick couldn't see my mother keep all four kids. A judge split custody of the four kids. Two to my mom and two to my father. We would switch for vacations and holidays. I would rarely see my two other brothers. I turned 15 and thought the world was mine. I was slowly taking my father out of my life. Fuck what the court had to say and fuck what my father had to say. I had lived as his punching bag for 15 full years and I was done with it. He didn't care that I was making a quick exit since I was the experiment gone wrong. I decided then was the time to get into some shit that maybe wasn't the best for any 15 year old. Pot was a savior in some ways. It gave me a feeling of euphoria, something that at that point I needed desperately. If I could get that feeling from pot I knew I could get different feelings from different drugs. I started my rounds of smoking, inhaling, or snorting anything that made me feel like someone else. It got to the point that while I was fucking someone I was stopping constantly to take a hit of any drug that was near me. I was such a catch! My life spiraled a little from there. Suicide attempts, a pregnancy, an abortion, detox, therapy, failed relationships and the list goes on and on. By the time I was 18 my life was back on track. It was still far from perfect but it fit my new style. I moved out of my house and dormed for four years. I didn't know what to do with my life but somehow my father helped me pick. Remembering back to when I was little I used to say I wanted to be a doctor. On que my father bashed that dream by telling me that I was worthless or stupid. Checking off the pre-med box was one of the greatest days in my life. I knew I was going to have to work for it and here I am a doctor. I had some bumps but I am here writing this story. I would have loved to start my blog off with something funny or witty but that's not what came to mind first. I had to tell my story so anything that I do write from here on makes perfect sense. I have a fucked up life and an even crazier fucked up family. Sometime I wish I grew up differently but than I would be different. No, I am not your typical doctor but I know who I am and where I am going in life.